2025-07-11, 04:40 PM
Pink Sam
Great, now I'm sitting here in a pink rabbit costume in a police station, waiting for my parents to come and pick me up.
All because of Benn and his stupid idea of playing Easter bunny in our director's garden.
Oh yes, I'm sure you're wondering who I am. Well, my name is Samuel, but everyone calls me Sam. I just turned 16. Well, I look rather average, 185 centimeters tall, dark brown hair and equally dark brown eyes.
Now you probably want to know what I was doing in a pink rabbit costume in my boss's garden. So then I will briefly explain to you how it came about.
Benn and a few others came up with the glorious idea of betting on who would dare to hop around at the director's house in a pink bunny costume at one o'clock in the morning. Well, and I, idiot, of course, had the biggest mouth of them all, so I had the pleasure of taking on this part.
Well, you can probably guess how that turned out. As I was hopping around the garden as diligently as possible rolling out rolls of toilet paper, his wife had to wake up and look out of her bedroom window!
What happened next, you ask? Well, I didn't even notice the crow (sorry, the wife of the director) and she had nothing better to do than to wake up her husband. Which she finally managed, and when he realized what was going on, he immediately went on the counterattack. It did not consist of chasing me away. No, much cleverer, he called the police. And the very best thing he could do was to ask them to come without their sirens and to approach this pink Easter Bunny as quietly as possible.
Well, and the result is now sitting in the police station and is the laughing stock numero uno today.
Well, I have to say, I feel really good. If I could, I would love to disappear underground into a rabbit hole.
Oh, before I go on, I wanted to tell you that I have definitely known for a year that I'm gay. Well, I haven't come out yet, except to my best friend. I'm still taking my time with the big coming out.
“Sam, where are you?” an annoying voice called around the police station and even ran past me. The voice, you can guess three times, of course came from my mother.
I didn't even get to say “Here I am!”.
I could already hear laughter in my oh-so-strained hearing and my father called: “Honey, I think our son has transformed!” He probably wanted to imitate the rabbit from Alice in Wonderland?
“Oh dear, Sam, is that you?” My mother asked.
Yes!? What could I say now that half the police station was standing in front of me laughing? That's how it can be.
After my father had taken care of the bureaucratic part, I could finally leave this nice hostel.
My father and mother could hardly stop laughing. Thank God they weren't even angry with me. But I didn't trust the peace and quiet, because I had lived with them for sixteen years.
When I arrived home, I went straight to my room to take off this nice costume.
When that was done, there was another knock on the door. Before I could say “come in,” my mother came into my room.
“Here, my darling, so you can warm up a bit!“ And with these words, she actually handed me a pink bed bottle.
“It goes perfectly with your new outfit!” With these words, she had already disappeared.
Oh man, how low can you still sink? I don't believe it, now she's bringing me a pink bed bottle too. Great.
Then I went to bed too. After all, it was just after three in the morning.
As always, the alarm clock woke me from my oh-so-divine sleep.
Well, then get up and take a much-loved shower. After that, I got dressed.
If you now think the pink rabbit costume, then you've cut yourself. I also still have normal clothes.
When I was getting dressed, there was suddenly a knock on my window. I turned immediately in that direction, and who looked through the window, Benn.
I went to the window and opened it.
“Hello, Sam, did you survive everything?” he said, laughing.
“No way! I thought you were keeping watch and what did you do instead? You took off like a bat out of hell when things got too hot! Nice friend you are!”
At these words, Benn's face became a little more serious and he first crawled up the rope ladder into my room.
Man, don't be mad! What were we supposed to do! When we saw the cops, it was too late anyway!?
Yeah, yeah! Now he's still trying to talk his way out of it! You should have seen how my parents laughed! And the worst part is, my mom got me another pink bed bottle! She said it goes with my new outfit!?
Benn looked at me and snorted again.
“Nah, I would have wanted to see your face!” He chuckled and held his stomach.
Great, if Benn was already laughing here, what's going on at school? With these words, I left my room and went downstairs to the kitchen!
Benn followed me and was still giggling! When I came into the kitchen, I saw my mother sitting at the kitchen table.
“Well, Sam, did you sleep well? I wouldn't want to be in your shoes today! The headmaster called and spoke to us, didn't he?
Great! What did he want?
First of all, you have gardening duty at his private estate today. Secondly, he will give you another task at school. At these words, my mother burst out laughing.
“What kind of task?“ I asked.
“Let yourself be surprised!” “Oops, is it that late already? I have to go, work is calling!”
With these words, my mother got up and left the familiar cave.
Man, what else is in store for me?
After Benn had polished off his second breakfast and I had had my first, we were already on our way to school.
A brief word about Benn. He is my very best friend and we have known each other since we were kids. Benn himself is quite fat. Since, when it comes to food, he is always the first to stand at the kitchen stove with his plate, this is not surprising.
Well, otherwise he has almost black hair and, like me, dark brown eyes.
So, now we were standing in front of the school, where the others were already waiting for us.
The first thing that came up were questions like:
How did your parents take it, and, and, and!
After I had told everything and most of them had recovered from laughing, we went inside, into the oh-so-popular torture chamber.
No sooner were we in the classroom than Mr. F?rster, our German teacher, came in.
He looked around the room and when his eyes fell on me,
he said: “Samuel, after class you have a personal interview with our director!
No sooner had he said it than he laughed and then said to the class: ”Oh, before I forget, there's a nice photo of a pink rabbit on the bulletin board! You should really take a look at that!
Everyone looked at me and laughed.
After the lesson, I went to see our headmaster. On the way there, I took a quick look at the nice photo on the bulletin board. Great, that was me in my costume and how I was just being arrested by the police and one of the policemen was actually holding a carrot.
But now on, the director is also still waiting.
When I entered the secretary's office, Ms. Müller looked up briefly and said with a chuckle, “You can hop right on in, the director is eagerly waiting for you!”
With a queasy feeling, I entered (no, not hopping) the director's office.
He was sitting at his desk and looked up briefly.
“Oh, nice of you to come!” Or should I say, ‘hopped over to come?’ So, my dear Samuel, now fun aside! What was the meaning of last night's action in my garden?
“Sorry, Mr. Rabe?”
No, guys, don't laugh now. That's really his last name.
“Excuse me, that's all you have to say?” came from Mr. R?be.
“Yes, I know I've made a real mess of things!”
? My wife had a laughing fit. Now his tummy still hurts! But now to you! Your parents will have told you that gardening is on the agenda for today in my garden and then there is a nice job for you!? He looked at me sparklingly.
I looked at him questioningly: “What nice job??
You know that we want to do a bake sale, don't you? You'll bake cakes with the girls after school tomorrow, okay?
Oh, can't I do something else? Baking cakes isn't for boys, is it?
Yes, my dear, you would like that! Nothing. You'll bake cakes with the girls! So, that's it from my side, and now back to class! Be glad that I have a sense of humor, otherwise it wouldn't have gone so smoothly for you!
With these kind words from my headmaster, Mr. R?be, I left the stately room and went back to my class.
On the way there, I met a boy my age. He looked at me strangely and asked: “Say, I'm new here, where's the secretariat?”
As he looked at me, I felt quite queasy. He looked really sweet and what a cute snub nose he had! He was my dream man!
“Can't you talk or what's wrong?” he suddenly asked.
'Erm, yes of course. You just need to go straight ahead, the secretary's office is just ahead!
Thanks, see you later!? And with that he was already hopping off!
He was a cutie, but as luck would have it, he was like all the others, a straight.
Oh well, you can still dream and with those thoughts I went on!
Shortly after I had arrived in the class and sat down, there was a knock at the door.
It opened and our headmaster stood in the doorway with this charming young man.
“Hello, Mr. Fechner, I just brought the new student!” I have to go then!
There he was, my dream of a boy! I was totally blown away again!
Well, then introduce yourself to the class and take a seat in one of the free places! Mr. Fechner said, looking at the boy encouragingly.
Yes, my name is Fabian and I just moved here with my family. Well, my hobbies are computers and a few other things.
With these words, he approached me and kissed...? Suddenly my dream burst
“Hello Earth to Sam, did you just bump into a tree yesterday or what are you staring at the new guy?” Benn asked me, who had just turned to me.
Yes, dear Benn sat at a table in front of me and was the only one who knew that I was gay.
“Man, I was just dreaming!”
“It showed!“ Ben smirked and turned back around.
“Hello, is the seat next to you still free?” came a somewhat hesitant voice from the right.
What was that? Was I dreaming or was it really my dream man standing in front of me, looking at me questioningly?
A little startled, I looked up at him: “Huh, yes, it is still free!
Then my dream sat down next to me and Mr. Fechner began the lesson.
“My name is Samuel, but you can call me Sam!
And you know my name, don't you! But you can call me Fabi!
After the lesson was over, we went to our chemistry lab, since we had chemistry next.
On the way there, Fabian said, “Say, is that you on the poster on the bulletin board?”
Benn grinned cheekily from the side, ”Sam is really super hopped up in the garden! You should have seen it in person!
Haha, laugh at my expense!, I sulked, but when I saw Fabi, tears running down his face with laughter, I couldn't help but join in.
So this school day came to an end and to my chagrin I had to go to my principal's garden.
When I got there, Ms. R?be was already waiting at the garden door.
“Well, there you are! Have fun cleaning up; and before I forget, I was so looking forward to welcoming you in the rabbit costume!” Laughing, she went into the house and I got to work.
Suddenly I heard a voice: ”Hey, do you want me to help you?”
I looked around to see where the voice was coming from and recognized Fabian who was standing at the fence.
“What are you doing here?”
“I live right over there!” ‘Then it really was you tonight? I woke up from the noise after the police had surrounded you!’ He smiled at me.
Oh man, please take a deep breath. Otherwise I'll give myself away.
If you want, with pleasure! Then come in, Fabi!? I grinned at him and he grinned back. OOOHHH how sweet, I'd hopple through the garden again for him.
After we had collected the toilet paper and deposited it in the appropriate garbage bags, Mrs. R?be came out and brought us something to drink and a piece of cake for each of us.
“Tell me, Samuel, can I call you Samuel?“ asked Ms. R?be.
“No problem!”
“Do you have plans for Easter Sunday?” I looked at Ms. R?be questioningly and said, “Why?”
“Well, you could officially play the Easter Bunny for us!” Ms. R?be and Fabian then had to start laughing.
Great, now that too.
PHH, I think that's a bit mean.
Why, playing a trick like that and enjoying it. And can't take a joke themselves! Mrs. R?be said.
Yes, you're right! I'm really sorry!
Well, now everything is all right again in the garden! I'll go back inside now!
We gave Mrs. R?be back the empty glasses and plates and thanked her for them.
Shortly afterwards, we were standing in front of the garden door and Fabian asked me if I would like to come with him.
Well, nothing would please me more, and so we hopped – no, walked – to Fabian's house.
He had barely unlocked the door when a little boy came towards us like a whirlwind.
“Fabi, Fabi, you're finally here!” and jumped up on Fabian. Fabian picked up this whirlwind and laughed: ”Well, how was your day at school?
Great, now I'm sitting here in a pink rabbit costume in a police station, waiting for my parents to come and pick me up.
All because of Benn and his stupid idea of playing Easter bunny in our director's garden.
Oh yes, I'm sure you're wondering who I am. Well, my name is Samuel, but everyone calls me Sam. I just turned 16. Well, I look rather average, 185 centimeters tall, dark brown hair and equally dark brown eyes.
Now you probably want to know what I was doing in a pink rabbit costume in my boss's garden. So then I will briefly explain to you how it came about.
Benn and a few others came up with the glorious idea of betting on who would dare to hop around at the director's house in a pink bunny costume at one o'clock in the morning. Well, and I, idiot, of course, had the biggest mouth of them all, so I had the pleasure of taking on this part.
Well, you can probably guess how that turned out. As I was hopping around the garden as diligently as possible rolling out rolls of toilet paper, his wife had to wake up and look out of her bedroom window!
What happened next, you ask? Well, I didn't even notice the crow (sorry, the wife of the director) and she had nothing better to do than to wake up her husband. Which she finally managed, and when he realized what was going on, he immediately went on the counterattack. It did not consist of chasing me away. No, much cleverer, he called the police. And the very best thing he could do was to ask them to come without their sirens and to approach this pink Easter Bunny as quietly as possible.
Well, and the result is now sitting in the police station and is the laughing stock numero uno today.
Well, I have to say, I feel really good. If I could, I would love to disappear underground into a rabbit hole.
Oh, before I go on, I wanted to tell you that I have definitely known for a year that I'm gay. Well, I haven't come out yet, except to my best friend. I'm still taking my time with the big coming out.
“Sam, where are you?” an annoying voice called around the police station and even ran past me. The voice, you can guess three times, of course came from my mother.
I didn't even get to say “Here I am!”.
I could already hear laughter in my oh-so-strained hearing and my father called: “Honey, I think our son has transformed!” He probably wanted to imitate the rabbit from Alice in Wonderland?
“Oh dear, Sam, is that you?” My mother asked.
Yes!? What could I say now that half the police station was standing in front of me laughing? That's how it can be.
After my father had taken care of the bureaucratic part, I could finally leave this nice hostel.
My father and mother could hardly stop laughing. Thank God they weren't even angry with me. But I didn't trust the peace and quiet, because I had lived with them for sixteen years.
When I arrived home, I went straight to my room to take off this nice costume.
When that was done, there was another knock on the door. Before I could say “come in,” my mother came into my room.
“Here, my darling, so you can warm up a bit!“ And with these words, she actually handed me a pink bed bottle.
“It goes perfectly with your new outfit!” With these words, she had already disappeared.
Oh man, how low can you still sink? I don't believe it, now she's bringing me a pink bed bottle too. Great.
Then I went to bed too. After all, it was just after three in the morning.
As always, the alarm clock woke me from my oh-so-divine sleep.
Well, then get up and take a much-loved shower. After that, I got dressed.
If you now think the pink rabbit costume, then you've cut yourself. I also still have normal clothes.
When I was getting dressed, there was suddenly a knock on my window. I turned immediately in that direction, and who looked through the window, Benn.
I went to the window and opened it.
“Hello, Sam, did you survive everything?” he said, laughing.
“No way! I thought you were keeping watch and what did you do instead? You took off like a bat out of hell when things got too hot! Nice friend you are!”
At these words, Benn's face became a little more serious and he first crawled up the rope ladder into my room.
Man, don't be mad! What were we supposed to do! When we saw the cops, it was too late anyway!?
Yeah, yeah! Now he's still trying to talk his way out of it! You should have seen how my parents laughed! And the worst part is, my mom got me another pink bed bottle! She said it goes with my new outfit!?
Benn looked at me and snorted again.
“Nah, I would have wanted to see your face!” He chuckled and held his stomach.
Great, if Benn was already laughing here, what's going on at school? With these words, I left my room and went downstairs to the kitchen!
Benn followed me and was still giggling! When I came into the kitchen, I saw my mother sitting at the kitchen table.
“Well, Sam, did you sleep well? I wouldn't want to be in your shoes today! The headmaster called and spoke to us, didn't he?
Great! What did he want?
First of all, you have gardening duty at his private estate today. Secondly, he will give you another task at school. At these words, my mother burst out laughing.
“What kind of task?“ I asked.
“Let yourself be surprised!” “Oops, is it that late already? I have to go, work is calling!”
With these words, my mother got up and left the familiar cave.
Man, what else is in store for me?
After Benn had polished off his second breakfast and I had had my first, we were already on our way to school.
A brief word about Benn. He is my very best friend and we have known each other since we were kids. Benn himself is quite fat. Since, when it comes to food, he is always the first to stand at the kitchen stove with his plate, this is not surprising.
Well, otherwise he has almost black hair and, like me, dark brown eyes.
So, now we were standing in front of the school, where the others were already waiting for us.
The first thing that came up were questions like:
How did your parents take it, and, and, and!
After I had told everything and most of them had recovered from laughing, we went inside, into the oh-so-popular torture chamber.
No sooner were we in the classroom than Mr. F?rster, our German teacher, came in.
He looked around the room and when his eyes fell on me,
he said: “Samuel, after class you have a personal interview with our director!
No sooner had he said it than he laughed and then said to the class: ”Oh, before I forget, there's a nice photo of a pink rabbit on the bulletin board! You should really take a look at that!
Everyone looked at me and laughed.
After the lesson, I went to see our headmaster. On the way there, I took a quick look at the nice photo on the bulletin board. Great, that was me in my costume and how I was just being arrested by the police and one of the policemen was actually holding a carrot.
But now on, the director is also still waiting.
When I entered the secretary's office, Ms. Müller looked up briefly and said with a chuckle, “You can hop right on in, the director is eagerly waiting for you!”
With a queasy feeling, I entered (no, not hopping) the director's office.
He was sitting at his desk and looked up briefly.
“Oh, nice of you to come!” Or should I say, ‘hopped over to come?’ So, my dear Samuel, now fun aside! What was the meaning of last night's action in my garden?
“Sorry, Mr. Rabe?”
No, guys, don't laugh now. That's really his last name.
“Excuse me, that's all you have to say?” came from Mr. R?be.
“Yes, I know I've made a real mess of things!”
? My wife had a laughing fit. Now his tummy still hurts! But now to you! Your parents will have told you that gardening is on the agenda for today in my garden and then there is a nice job for you!? He looked at me sparklingly.
I looked at him questioningly: “What nice job??
You know that we want to do a bake sale, don't you? You'll bake cakes with the girls after school tomorrow, okay?
Oh, can't I do something else? Baking cakes isn't for boys, is it?
Yes, my dear, you would like that! Nothing. You'll bake cakes with the girls! So, that's it from my side, and now back to class! Be glad that I have a sense of humor, otherwise it wouldn't have gone so smoothly for you!
With these kind words from my headmaster, Mr. R?be, I left the stately room and went back to my class.
On the way there, I met a boy my age. He looked at me strangely and asked: “Say, I'm new here, where's the secretariat?”
As he looked at me, I felt quite queasy. He looked really sweet and what a cute snub nose he had! He was my dream man!
“Can't you talk or what's wrong?” he suddenly asked.
'Erm, yes of course. You just need to go straight ahead, the secretary's office is just ahead!
Thanks, see you later!? And with that he was already hopping off!
He was a cutie, but as luck would have it, he was like all the others, a straight.
Oh well, you can still dream and with those thoughts I went on!
Shortly after I had arrived in the class and sat down, there was a knock at the door.
It opened and our headmaster stood in the doorway with this charming young man.
“Hello, Mr. Fechner, I just brought the new student!” I have to go then!
There he was, my dream of a boy! I was totally blown away again!
Well, then introduce yourself to the class and take a seat in one of the free places! Mr. Fechner said, looking at the boy encouragingly.
Yes, my name is Fabian and I just moved here with my family. Well, my hobbies are computers and a few other things.
With these words, he approached me and kissed...? Suddenly my dream burst
“Hello Earth to Sam, did you just bump into a tree yesterday or what are you staring at the new guy?” Benn asked me, who had just turned to me.
Yes, dear Benn sat at a table in front of me and was the only one who knew that I was gay.
“Man, I was just dreaming!”
“It showed!“ Ben smirked and turned back around.
“Hello, is the seat next to you still free?” came a somewhat hesitant voice from the right.
What was that? Was I dreaming or was it really my dream man standing in front of me, looking at me questioningly?
A little startled, I looked up at him: “Huh, yes, it is still free!
Then my dream sat down next to me and Mr. Fechner began the lesson.
“My name is Samuel, but you can call me Sam!
And you know my name, don't you! But you can call me Fabi!
After the lesson was over, we went to our chemistry lab, since we had chemistry next.
On the way there, Fabian said, “Say, is that you on the poster on the bulletin board?”
Benn grinned cheekily from the side, ”Sam is really super hopped up in the garden! You should have seen it in person!
Haha, laugh at my expense!, I sulked, but when I saw Fabi, tears running down his face with laughter, I couldn't help but join in.
So this school day came to an end and to my chagrin I had to go to my principal's garden.
When I got there, Ms. R?be was already waiting at the garden door.
“Well, there you are! Have fun cleaning up; and before I forget, I was so looking forward to welcoming you in the rabbit costume!” Laughing, she went into the house and I got to work.
Suddenly I heard a voice: ”Hey, do you want me to help you?”
I looked around to see where the voice was coming from and recognized Fabian who was standing at the fence.
“What are you doing here?”
“I live right over there!” ‘Then it really was you tonight? I woke up from the noise after the police had surrounded you!’ He smiled at me.
Oh man, please take a deep breath. Otherwise I'll give myself away.
If you want, with pleasure! Then come in, Fabi!? I grinned at him and he grinned back. OOOHHH how sweet, I'd hopple through the garden again for him.
After we had collected the toilet paper and deposited it in the appropriate garbage bags, Mrs. R?be came out and brought us something to drink and a piece of cake for each of us.
“Tell me, Samuel, can I call you Samuel?“ asked Ms. R?be.
“No problem!”
“Do you have plans for Easter Sunday?” I looked at Ms. R?be questioningly and said, “Why?”
“Well, you could officially play the Easter Bunny for us!” Ms. R?be and Fabian then had to start laughing.
Great, now that too.
PHH, I think that's a bit mean.
Why, playing a trick like that and enjoying it. And can't take a joke themselves! Mrs. R?be said.
Yes, you're right! I'm really sorry!
Well, now everything is all right again in the garden! I'll go back inside now!
We gave Mrs. R?be back the empty glasses and plates and thanked her for them.
Shortly afterwards, we were standing in front of the garden door and Fabian asked me if I would like to come with him.
Well, nothing would please me more, and so we hopped – no, walked – to Fabian's house.
He had barely unlocked the door when a little boy came towards us like a whirlwind.
“Fabi, Fabi, you're finally here!” and jumped up on Fabian. Fabian picked up this whirlwind and laughed: ”Well, how was your day at school?