When I was 15, I lived in my parents’ place. And there was a delivery boy that worked for the butcher shop that used to come by all the time. He was really hot. I don’t remember exactly how it happened, but…
At four, I packed up all my mom’s makeup in her purse; and went door to door trying to sell it to the neighbor ladies… I was the youngest Avon lady ever.
…I was playing drag, wearing skirts and stuff when I was ten or 11. They never tried to stop me. Dad just kind of looked at me like I wasn’t his.
At four, I really enjoyed going to my parent’s country club. Every time the lifeguard had to use the bathroom, I jumped up and followed him in…
…so I made this grand entrance down the stairs in front of my extended family wearing this ballerina outfit.
…I met this 16 year old boy; I was 13. We became really good friends and we set up our tents right next to each other. I went to sleep and pretty soon someone was crawling into my tent…
I was washing and cleaning a cucumber to make salad and for some reason I had to go up to my room and get something…
…My friends and I were talking about Dorothy this and Dorothy that, and so-and-so was “a friend of Dorothy.” Finally, my mother said, “Dorothy, Dorothy, Dorothy, who is this Dorothy?”
I borrowed my Mom’s VCR and when I gave it back to her a few weeks later, I forgot and left a gay porno movie in the VCR…
…I would have my GI Joe break into their “dream house,” tie Barbie up in the kitchen, and rape Ken in the master bedroom…
